Abzorbaloff
The character from that one episode of Doctor Who that nobody seems to talk about love and monsters, and also the most attractive, desirable creature to have ever lived
Person 1: Aw man the abzorbaloff is fucking sexy, i wish it would suck me up
Person 2: Dude what the actual fuck you know we swore not to talk about that
Person 2: Dude what the actual fuck you know we swore not to talk about that