Brownie Batter
When your eating someone out and they take a shit so you continue to eat them out with the shit all over.
Bro i was giving this chick a brownie batter last night.
brownie batter
A derogatory term for african american semen. Mostly used in porn.
Guy 1: "Dude, look at this chicks face!"
Guy2: "Aw man! Covered in brownie batter!"
Guy2: "Aw man! Covered in brownie batter!"
licking the brownie batter
An alternative phrase to "tossing salad"
When my friend and I were discussing why licking ass is called " tossing salad" she exclaimed "Why don't they just call it licking the brownie batter!?"
Brownie Batter Splatter
When you have a shart so vicious it breaks through your pants and splatters onto someone or something.
Last night me a Jessica got freaky. it all went well until I got hit with her brownie batter splatter.
Boston Brownie Batter
Pooping in a clear glass bowl while it is over someone's face, giving them a view of the process and the resulting bowl of "brownie batter."
"Theresa showed up to the prom with a large glass bowl in the limo. I knew she was planning to give me some boston brownie batter later in the evening, and I just wasn't looking forward to it as much as she was."
beatin up the brownie batter
when a man fucks a female in the ass.
sarah said to rae: "eew. why would a nigga fuck in the ass when theres a wet pussy in front of him."
rae: "i knoww right??!! its like....-"
sarah:"its like a pussy comes out white when a female cums."
rae: "eeww!! and the ass itll come out brown!!!"
s:"hahaha!! like chocolate!!!"
r: "yeahh!! and the niggas cum is white like milk...milk and chocolate!!!"
s: "hahahaha makin brownies!!"
both: "beatin up the brownie batter!!!!"
rae: "i knoww right??!! its like....-"
sarah:"its like a pussy comes out white when a female cums."
rae: "eeww!! and the ass itll come out brown!!!"
s:"hahaha!! like chocolate!!!"
r: "yeahh!! and the niggas cum is white like milk...milk and chocolate!!!"
s: "hahahaha makin brownies!!"
both: "beatin up the brownie batter!!!!"
baby-batter brownies
A seemingly delicious chocolaty dessert where the secret ingredient is jizz. A perfect way to break up with a lying/cheating ex.
It is best accompanied by a video of the person cheated on and a guy or girl (at least one guy is needed) having sex then cumming into the brownie mix.
It is best accompanied by a video of the person cheated on and a guy or girl (at least one guy is needed) having sex then cumming into the brownie mix.
Girl: I just found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me the whole year we have dated.
Guy: You gunna leave him?
Girl: Yes, but I want to get back at him.
Guy: Send him a porno of us, and make him some baby-batter brownies.
Girl: PERFECT!! He will never see it "cumming!"
Guy: That's the magic of baby-batter brownies.
Guy: You gunna leave him?
Girl: Yes, but I want to get back at him.
Guy: Send him a porno of us, and make him some baby-batter brownies.
Girl: PERFECT!! He will never see it "cumming!"
Guy: That's the magic of baby-batter brownies.