Brown Marker
A shit that, no matter how many wipes, will leave a nice brown streak on every piece of toilet paper used in an effort to clean your stinky asshole
I've been sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes trying to wipe my ass but I have a damn brown marker!
brown marker
A Blunt of the Marijuana variety.
Pot smoker: "Hey man, pass that Brown Marker."
Wiping a brown marker
When you're wiping your ass and it never seems to stop.
Last night, I was wiping a brown marker for fifteen minutes.
brown magic marker
(BMM) The brown streaking marks left in a toilet bowl after flushing large amounts of soft fecal matter. Usually the result of eating burritos and drinking multiple beers.
"Ricardo is gonna kill me. I brown magic markered his toilet. Fuck! Hand me a towel"
brown expo marker rage
When an innocent request for an obscure office supply is sent out to a group of coworkers via e-mail and one or more of the recipients demands you remove them from your address book.
Hey, did you see that crazy e-mail today?
Yeah!! That was some crazy brown expo marker rage!!
Yeah!! That was some crazy brown expo marker rage!!