Brown mist

When someone farts on to a cold window and another person licks the condensation.

Term used to describe the smell left in the bathroom after someone has taken a big dump.

Typically you will sense that the brown mist is almost tangible and it feels like it can stick to your clothing.

Term used to describe a particularly messy poo, consisting mostly of poo in its liquid form accompanied by some foul splutters of methane gas.
Brown mist is common the morning after a mess night of heavy consumption, or after eating something that upsets the stomach.

Egyptian Brown Mist has a few steps....

1.) Spend 2 whole days eating nothing but pure fiber and laxatives.

2.) Hold your shit in

3.) After the two days of making your shit into a pure liquid state, offer to have sex with your partner

4.) Then while having sex doggystyle tell your partner you are going to cum.

5.) Before she can turn around, you bend over and spread your cheeks.

6.) As soon as her head rears around you unload all of the shit you have been storing up for the past few days in one massive liquid blast all over her face.