brown purse

The art of performing oral sex on a woman while she defecates (the female version of a blumpkin)

After a long night of hot wings, pizza and beer, take a crap in a purse (size is not important as long as it has two straps and is relatively unused)and use it as a muzzle on your mate when they least expect it. Often used to shut the yap of someone who talks too much during sex.