brown starfish
1) asshole in need of washing; so dirty the skin becomes permanently brown
2) an asshole that is unsafe to fuck; puts you at very high risk for poop-cock
2) an asshole that is unsafe to fuck; puts you at very high risk for poop-cock
If not for her brown starfish, she would have felt my love in a whole new way
brown starfish
a dirty anus; opposite of pink starfish
We were going to go for a drive down H-Highway, but a brown starfish in the road put an abrupt end to our journey
brown starfish
Usually a term used when there's Shit left in the ass crack.
dude I did NOT see your brown starfish when trying to slip it in!
winking brown starfish
The anus. Also called rusty sheriff's badge, ringpiece, starfish, butthole, bumhole (British term), asshole, arsehole (British term), poopyhole, bunghole.
The Sport-Hating Poop: You've been waiting all day for an exciting footy game, and just at the kickoff this bastard turd knocks on your WINKING BROWN STARFISH and insists on coming out to play.
painted a brown starfish
Leaving a skid mark
Have you seen Robyn's underwear?
No why?
She's painted a brown starfish in them
No why?
She's painted a brown starfish in them
Brown starfish
After fisting someone’s asshole, you pull your hand out and smack their ass with an open hand ⭐️
Very common to leave immediately after.
Very common to leave immediately after.
I gave Patrick a brown starfish and then left him handcuffed to his bed.