Brown Unicorn
Term coined on "The Dan LeBatard Show with Stugotz"
Brown Unicorn sounds like something you would find on Urban Dictionary.
Brown Unicorn
When one straps a dildo to ones forehead and bangs another in the ass. Neighing and frolicking in the process.
Sven worked the brown unicorn on my turd cutter like Legend last night.
Brown Unicorn
The sexual act of sex with the breasts in which the female lays down on her back while the male, facing her feet, proceeds to fuck her tits, rubbing his bum hole in the female's face. For extra pleasure, the woman's nose can be used to stimulate the man's anus.
If you perform the brown unicorn, you are a dick.
Brown unicorn
When a male does anal and there’s a slight trace of fecal matter on the penis. Then the female blows the male before the fecal matter is washed off
Hey I got a brown unicorn by Alex