Brown Wednesday
The only day of the week that it’s acceptable to soil your bottoms with the sweet nectars of human body waste.
Tommy: Did you know that I shat myself last Wednesday?!? It was so embarrassing!
Timmy: Bro! It’s all good! Nothing to be embarrassed about! When you poo in the pants on a Wednesday it just means you're living that brown wednesday life!
Timmy: Bro! It’s all good! Nothing to be embarrassed about! When you poo in the pants on a Wednesday it just means you're living that brown wednesday life!
Brown Wednesday
Typically the Wednesday before Black Friday where retailers prepare their stores for the chaos. Usually involves working long hours dealing with miserable co-workers.
Was originally called 'Shit Wednesday'.
Was originally called 'Shit Wednesday'.
It's a good thing that Brown Wednesday is over, now if I can get through Black Friday then I'll be golden.