Brown Whale
A turd of oceanic proportions, useful if pretending to be a pirate and in need of a dump. Often used in conjunction with "Thar she blows!"
"Thar she blows! It be the Brown Whale!"
Brown Whale
When one is in a body of water deep enough to do a "front flip" in; one pulls down their pants, does the flip under water, and evacuates their bowels when only their rear is exposed above the water level thus making it look like a whale's blowhole spraying brown matter.
"Dude, Todd got so hammered at the mexican restaurant that he did a brown whale in the pool later that night. There was shit everywhere..."
Brown Whale
a sex position where you are having sex and turn around to find a fat man named Tallah is on top of you.
"Dude, I never wanna try brown whale again."
Baby brown whale
A large Mexican boy who gets made fun of at the pool for having excessive blubber.
Carl- Why is that fat kid always at the pool?
Nathan- i don't know but its getting really irritating
Carl- He is being a Baby brown whale and i don't like it
Nathan- i don't know but its getting really irritating
Carl- He is being a Baby brown whale and i don't like it
Fight the Brown Whale
To take the most Earth shattering dump..................it literally takes the life out of you.
Get out of my way!!!! I have to go and fight the brown whale and it's not gonna be pretty! You have any spray in there??!?!?!?!?!?!