Brown “e”
When somebody wastes a whole shitload of brown construction paper and cuts them into the shape of an E, they make brown e’s.
Dummy: Anybody want some brown “e”s?
Person: Sure! (realizes they are actually the letter e)
Dummy: They are the most popular letter out there!
Person: Sure! (realizes they are actually the letter e)
Dummy: They are the most popular letter out there!
E. Brown's Disease
A genetic condition that causes retinal detachment and extremely poor bowel control.
"Damn it! I can't see anymore and I'm shitting every four seconds!" "Dude that sucks! I bet you've got E. Brown's Disease!"