browser brother
A companion or friend, typically male, that has agreed in the event of your death to break into your house and delete your internet browser history. You in return, will do the same for them thus avoiding embarrassment when spouses or family members are going through your stuff after the funeral.
Me: Hey man, if I die, will you be my browser brother?
You: I'm honored you asked and yes I will. I've got so much nasty nasty on my computer that I wanna take to the grave.
You: I'm honored you asked and yes I will. I've got so much nasty nasty on my computer that I wanna take to the grave.