brozone layer
atmosphere made of girls' fart which prevents the rays of hope of dating coming through. Friendzoner's ultimate move. A girl set up the brozone layer only when she is comfortable enough with a guy to call him a brother.
Peter: I'm really happy that Angie and I are getting to know each other better. The other day she farted; it was so cute.
All the guys: No, you fool. She set up the brozone layer; you're hopeless.
All the guys: No, you fool. She set up the brozone layer; you're hopeless.
brozone layer
the vibe/atmosphere between two bros.
in the following example, mikey and corey are bros.
Mikey: yo corey
Corey: yo mikey
(ariel enters)
Corey: it was cool when we were chilling, but im feeling a hole in the brozone layer.
Mikey: yo corey
Corey: yo mikey
(ariel enters)
Corey: it was cool when we were chilling, but im feeling a hole in the brozone layer.
Brozone Layer
Any area in which there is an unusually high prevalence of Bros. These wastebags can be easily recognized by their flat-brimmed skateboard hats, board shorts, and lack of a job, or any motivation in life. The Brozone layer is unusually thick in San Diego, specifically down in Pacific Beach at establishments like Moondoggies. A brozone layer can be very disorienting, and often leads smoking hot girls to date these losers.
Fitness: Yo Chuck, we gotta get out of here I can barely breathe.
Chuck: I know, the brozone layer in here is so thick I can't even see.
Fitness: I know, the joke will be on these bro's in ten years when they are still skateboarding at the beach, collecting welfare.
Chuck: I know, the brozone layer in here is so thick I can't even see.
Fitness: I know, the joke will be on these bro's in ten years when they are still skateboarding at the beach, collecting welfare.
Brozone Layer
A place worse than the friend zone. The brozone layer occurs when the girl you like deems you a "brother to her." There is almost no chance of getting out of the brozone layer.
See Friend Zone
See Friend Zone
Bro 1: hey man hows it going with that chick
Bro 2: she put me in the brozone layer :(
Bro 1: You're fucked
Bro 2: she put me in the brozone layer :(
Bro 1: You're fucked
Brozone Layer
The zone in which bros can chill and do bro like stuff. Usually a secluded place in which people out of the zone and personal of the opposite gender are not taken kindly. This place is usually equipped with some snacks for when the munchies are present and some drinks for when a bro is thirsty
mom " kevin why is this mattress separating the basement kitchen from the rest of the basement?"
kevin " it is protecting the brozone layer from women and outsiders that arent taken kindly here. now since you are in the hozone can u make me a sangwhich?
kevin " it is protecting the brozone layer from women and outsiders that arent taken kindly here. now since you are in the hozone can u make me a sangwhich?
Brozone Layer
is a region of bestfriend's statusphere that absorbs most of your motives to make her know that you love her because she intentionally plays dumb also known as Brozone Layer
Boy: Hey Can I ask you a question
Girl: Ok Bro. End of the Story You just got block by Brozone Layer
Sentence 2:
"Jack and Hailey Brozone Layer is becoming thinner because Jack sperm cell polutes Hailey's Body causing Globelly Expansion"
Girl: Ok Bro. End of the Story You just got block by Brozone Layer
Sentence 2:
"Jack and Hailey Brozone Layer is becoming thinner because Jack sperm cell polutes Hailey's Body causing Globelly Expansion"
Brozone Layer
noun: A group of 3 or more close friends or "Bros" that chill on a daily basis.
Dude without Mikey here there's a significant hole in the Brozone Layer.