bruce moose
a crazy mother fucker that gets charged by deer while poaching them, steals cars and siphons gas, jumps in the river after his fishing pole while a 50 pound muskee pulls it in and is extremely racist.
Damn! That Bruce Moose siphoned gas from that cop car parked at dunkin donuts!
Bruce the Moose
A shot consisting of tequila and Hot Damn. After one takes this shot, it is required to put your hands up like antlers on your head.
Who wants a Bruce the Moose? I'm buying.