bruce wetness

it is when you are about to fart and you say to someone "knock knock" and they say "who's there?" and you say, "Bruce." and they say, "Bruce who?" and you say, "Bruce Wetness" and then let it go and fart...this joke only works if it is a wet fart. Then you say, "Get it? Bruce Wetness like Bruce Willis" CAUTION: prepare to need new underwear after this joke is administered.

"oh no I need to borrow your underwear because I just had a meeting with Bruce Wetness...he's a great actor"

wet bruce

To ejaculate messily in one's pants and not change after.

"Honey, if you keep dancing against me like that, I'ma have a wet bruce."

wet bruce

The act of licking someone's face from chin to nose

Cat woman gave Batman a wet bruce.

wet bruce

noun
1. To lick someone's face from chin to eyebrows in a sensual manner.

In Batman Returns, Catwoman gives Batman a wet bruce under the mistletoe.

Wet Bruce to the face

An expulsion of milk through the rectum directly into the face of a friend, family member, or acquaintance. NOTE: If the receiver of the anal milk is a stranger, OR the milk is not DIRECTLY sprayed into the face it is not a wet bruce to the face.

Steve: These cookies are delicious! I wish I had some milk.
Tim's Ass: *glug glug glug*
Steve: OH GOD! What are you doing with that milk!
Tim: Fuck you steve.
Steve: DEAR GOD NO!
Tim's Ass: PHFFFFFT! *SPRAY* PHFFFFFT PHFT! *drip*
Tim: WET BRUCE TO THE FACE!
Steve: The milk is warm.

俚语	bruce wetness
释义	bruce wetness it is when you are about to fart and you say to someone "knock knock" and they say "who's there?" and you say, "Bruce." and they say, "Bruce who?" and you say, "Bruce Wetness" and then let it go and fart...this joke only works if it is a wet fart. Then you say, "Get it? Bruce Wetness like Bruce Willis" CAUTION: prepare to need new underwear after this joke is administered. "oh no I need to borrow your underwear because I just had a meeting with Bruce Wetness...he's a great actor" wet bruce To ejaculate messily in one's pants and not change after. "Honey, if you keep dancing against me like that, I'ma have a wet bruce." wet bruce The act of licking someone's face from chin to nose Cat woman gave Batman a wet bruce. wet bruce noun 1. To lick someone's face from chin to eyebrows in a sensual manner. In Batman Returns, Catwoman gives Batman a wet bruce under the mistletoe. Wet Bruce to the face An expulsion of milk through the rectum directly into the face of a friend, family member, or acquaintance. NOTE: If the receiver of the anal milk is a stranger, OR the milk is not DIRECTLY sprayed into the face it is not a wet bruce to the face. Steve: These cookies are delicious! I wish I had some milk. Tim's Ass: glug glug glug Steve: OH GOD! What are you doing with that milk! Tim: Fuck you steve. Steve: DEAR GOD NO! Tim's Ass: PHFFFFFT! SPRAY PHFFFFFT PHFT! drip Tim: WET BRUCE TO THE FACE! Steve: The milk is warm.
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