Brucification
The religion in which you worship a god by the name of Bruce. Brucifists worship Bruce and study the Brucible.
Hey do you worship Brucification the one and only true religion.
Brucifer
Evil Bruce
Nobody busts stones like Brucifer.
Brucifer
A red-headed demon that lurks about the country side of Northern Alabama. A Brucifer is best spotted by his "pregnant- like" belly, his short stature, and a great big bald spot surrounded by extremely thin hair. Even though the Brucifer has a funny sense of humor, he carries other traits that aren't so harmless. A typical Brucifer is a Narcissist and likes to perform bizarre things during sex.
Why is that Brucifer slapping his belly over and over?