Brunejuice
A substance that cures everything such as rashes, the HIV virus, blindness, deafness, a stuffy nose, cold sore, V.D., constipation, etc. To acquire this substance you must look for the animal known as Bruno. They are very smelly. BE CAREFUL.
I had herpes yesterday and then i swallowed a mere squirt of brunejuice and I can have sex again!