brungerlump
A posh Brit who shortens all of their words. For example “chicky Jal” instead of chicken jalfrezi. Sometimes this revolting habit extends even further to then saying the phrase backwards.
"I can't believe Tarquin just called the holiday cottage a 'holicot', he's an utter brungerlump!"
"Yeah he is, the other day he kept calling the motorway services the 'restom' it was the lamest thing ever! As if just abbreviating everything gratuitously wasn't lame enough without saying it backwards as well!"
"Yeah he is, the other day he kept calling the motorway services the 'restom' it was the lamest thing ever! As if just abbreviating everything gratuitously wasn't lame enough without saying it backwards as well!"