Brush my Teeth
Masturbation.
Good ole' masturbation.
Good ole' masturbation.
Guy 1: "I brush my teeth 2, sometimes 3, times a day!"
Guy 2: "I never go a night without brushing my teeth."
Guy 3: "I love it when my dentist brushes my teeth, he's much better at it than I am."
Guy 4: "I haven't brushed my teeth in a while."
Guy 5: "Some guy around the corner wants to pay me to let him watch me brush my teeth."
Guy 2: "I never go a night without brushing my teeth."
Guy 3: "I love it when my dentist brushes my teeth, he's much better at it than I am."
Guy 4: "I haven't brushed my teeth in a while."
Guy 5: "Some guy around the corner wants to pay me to let him watch me brush my teeth."
like brushing my teeth with a rat
To give a lady friend oral pleasure when said lady friend has unkempt pubic hair.
"Dude, I went down on her last night, was like brushing my teeth with a rat."
i brush my teeth and curl my hair
doing the brushing teeth and curling hair motions with your index finger signifies the person you’re pointing to while you “brush your teeth” is coo-coo.
“i brush my teeth” = “that person”
“and curl my hair” = “is cray cray”
“i brush my teeth” = “that person”
“and curl my hair” = “is cray cray”
“omg that girl is crazy”
“dont say that out loud!!”
“ok, i brush my teeth and curl my hair”
“dont say that out loud!!”
“ok, i brush my teeth and curl my hair”
I just brushed my teeth
When a man is in the mood for foreplay and he wants to initiate oral sex from his girlfriend, wife, side chick, partner.
Federico: Babe I just brushed my teeth!
Panfila: Pull them pants down big boy and let me suck you off real nice tonight!
Federico: I love you!
Panfila: Pull them pants down big boy and let me suck you off real nice tonight!
Federico: I love you!