Brycros
A tall lanky male who generally sports brown hair. Experiences difficulty in word pronunciation (calculator, castle = kelkulater, kassel). Is usually the butt of all jokes and regularly has his room trashed (trashing may include vomit on the carpet and a flipped bed). Overall a Brycros is a good bloke and it could be said that his taste in females directs him towards 'Zoes' more often than not. Will hypothetically do anything for money, including engaging in sexual acts with adult males.
"See that guy over there with that Zoe?"
"Yeah?"
"Well he's a Brycros"
"Yeah?"
"Well he's a Brycros"