Bubaisum

A not so well known religion that originated in 21se century America. This religion worships The Great Buba and its bible describes “past world”, a world that existed before “current world” (the one we are in right now) the people from “past world or scientifically known as Bubans, had either blue or green skin, orange eyes, and lived in small villages. Buba their leader sat in a temple in main village of “past world” on a potato throne. He did not look like other Bubans but instead a blob of slime much like Jabba The Hut from Star Wars. It is said the sky is blue because the Bubans would bathe in the clouds and the pigment of their skin dyed the sky. The legend of Buba states that one day the sun came to overthrow him in order to take back full control of the universe, but Buba engulfed the sun in himself and went into space and exploded creating the stars you see in the sky. There are only 6 known members world wide and they meet on top of the Eiffel Tower at 3 am in Sunday’s