bubble gum chewer
Willfully ignorant person who blissfully passes time mechanically chewing gum with no light bulbs on upstairs in the noggin, and only wants to enjoy themselves and talk about vapid pop culture and never hurt their brain with boring or inconvenient substantive topics that make them uncomfortable.
Can you keep the topic to something light and fun? I don't want bubble gum chewers like Becky and Chad to get uncomfortable and call 911 on us, and shut happy hour down.
bubble gum chewer
A young woman, usually 18-25 yrs old...who acts like she is still 15-16 yrs old.
"At least my new assistant is not a bubble gum chewer. "