Buc-ees
the greatest chain of gas stations ever. Only in Texas.
and they have the cleanest restrooms ever. 'Nuff said.
and they have the cleanest restrooms ever. 'Nuff said.
Hold on man, I'll pull over at Buc-ees. They have the cleanest restrooms ever, and this cute little beaver mascot dude.
Buc-ees
The greasiest place on earth. Not exclusive to Texas cuz we gottem in Alabama yeeyee
Man: Ayo you been to Buc-ees ?
Girl: Not yet bruh. If I go imma need some cash cuz they got errything fam
Girl: Not yet bruh. If I go imma need some cash cuz they got errything fam
Buc-ee’s
The only place where Texans buy souvenirs from their own state to gift to themselves.
Friend: Why you got a shirt with a beaver on it like every bandwagoner on the block? We live 5 mins away from a Buc-ee’s.
Me: Does your state have their own shirt they can proudly wear in their home state? Your cubs jersey doesn’t count.
Me: Does your state have their own shirt they can proudly wear in their home state? Your cubs jersey doesn’t count.
The Buc-ee's Effect
The effect on highway traffic that the franchise buc-ees has months after opening a new location.
Did you see all the cars backed up 3 exits back.
Yeah they just opened a Bu-cee's about 3 months ago.
Oh so this is The Buc-ee's Effect
Yeah they just opened a Bu-cee's about 3 months ago.
Oh so this is The Buc-ee's Effect
Buc-ee's Boy
the act of ...(going to a Buc-ee's General Store in the middle of No Where to meet a friend you met online. Leading you into the bathroom, your "friend" starts beating you with an "Alaskan Pipeline" until you are battered and bruised. The term comes from a recent story in Alabama, USA.
If I came and meet you Adam please don't turn me into a Buc-ee's Boy
Buc-ee bomb
A buc-ee bomb is when you defecate in a buc-ee bag and tie it off and throw it
Yo man I ate so much food at buc-ees I had to go out back and make a Buc-ee bomb
Buc-ee the Rapey beaver
Buc-ee will fuck anything that he finds fuckable
Never find buc-ee the Rapey beaver when he wants to fuck something or someone