accessable
Being at avail
If I want to spell accessable with two c's and two s's not to mention not I as well that's permissible, cause if microsoft access is right whois to argue and being able has never been being ible, cause that'd be downrioght feeble.
access
to have entry to a particular person, place or thing.
1. Greg accessed John's butt.
2. John recieved access to Disney Land.
3. Carmin accessed Greg's bank account.
2. John recieved access to Disney Land.
3. Carmin accessed Greg's bank account.
access
an evil program created by microsoft, to destroy the psyche of all who use it
look above
access
devil spawn, son of Satan. Produced my Microsoft.
Fucking hell, i'm going to put my fist through my laptop if i ever have to use access again.
accessibility
The ease and opportunity with which one can "Do" a potential partner. Commonly used in tandem with "Attractiveness" as its co-value to score a "Hottie" on a scale of 1 to 10.
*See Attractiveness/Accessibility Scale
*See Attractiveness/Accessibility Scale
"Ugh, her face and body are a 4 but I bet her accessibility is an 8, easy!"
access
getting into somewhere.. clubs.. or pants.. that sorta thing
you have vip acess ;)
access
Where you cut through the bottom of your pockets so you can get at your baz a' richie and roll them around while still keeping unsuspecting polite company.
Boss: "We need to increase production by at least 5%, does anyone have any suggestions?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Anyone?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Dave, how about you?"
Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."
<Silence>
Boss: "Anyone?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Dave, how about you?"
Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."