bucketbrag
a pompous or boastful statement of the highest order referencing an event, activity, or experience that must be completed prior to the end of one's life. A failure to do so would result in a lifetime of regret.
Dick: I had the most incredible weekend in Vegas. I went skydiving, drove a Ferrari, and shot a hole-in-one while playing in a foursome with 3 hall of fame football players. It was a dream come true.
Luke: Dude, that's awesome, but it's really not cool to bucketbrag like that since you know I had to work all weekend
Luke: Dude, that's awesome, but it's really not cool to bucketbrag like that since you know I had to work all weekend