bucket of arse

An absolute muppet. A class A clown - see George W Bush. Someone who is of absolutely no use whatsoever.

A man who loves having enormous numbers of oversized penis' being pounded continuously and relentlessly into his anus'; thus stretching it and making it loose and leathery, often dripping discharge and other body fluids, mostly male sperm and puree';d faeces.

you kno when you are like walking down the street and you see sekai machache you are like mahn what a big ol' bucket of arse she is..... Or when she is like thinking she is kl telling you are a fuckface after you declare love thts bucket of arse territory right there. cos in reality she loves gavin FITZPATRICK more than anythin in the world.