accidentally gay
That moment during masturbation to porn when,during ejaculation, the scene switches to the a shot of the male performer's face or body. For a straight male, this is a highly uncomfortable moment, because he is essentially having a man bring him pleasure, something he neither desired nor expected. See also "disasturbation".
I haven't had sex with a man, but I've been accidentally gay more times than I'd care to admit.
accidental gay splooge
An occurence when beating off to porn when you happen to cum at the same time as the camera flashes to a shot of the guy.
Brenden: every time i watch porn i always accidentally gay splooge.
Brett: its not an accidental gay splooge if your watchin gay porn you faggot.
Brett: its not an accidental gay splooge if your watchin gay porn you faggot.
Accidental gay nut
When you nut to a seemingly hot chick only to realize it was a dude
"DUDE you're so gay you masturbate to males"
"Bro I thought it was a chick, it was an accidental gay nut"
"Bro I thought it was a chick, it was an accidental gay nut"