Buddy Lite
A person who is your friend, only because they have good beer in their fridge, or because they have money to buy you a beer.
Sam: "Hey where were you last night?"
Mark: "Oh I was hanging with Kevin."
Sam: "Right. Kevin, your buddy lite."
Mark: "Yup. He has Heineken."
Sam: "Mark, you're pathetic."
Mark: "Oh I was hanging with Kevin."
Sam: "Right. Kevin, your buddy lite."
Mark: "Yup. He has Heineken."
Sam: "Mark, you're pathetic."