Buffer Seat
The open seat in between two men at a mass seating event or dedicated seating area to defer any idea of possible homosexuality. Examples include Movie Theaters, Busses, Church, and Peep Show booths.
Woah, dude, you can't sit there, that's my buffer seat. Sit in the seat next to it.
buffer seat bitch
One who is of bitch nature as they attempt to invade another's buffer seat. This person is usually of jackass nature as well or known to be full of shit.
Guy 1: Hey did you see that jackass who sat next to me in seminar? Who the fuck does that?
Guy 2: Yeah that guy was a complete buffer seat bitch.
Guy 2: Yeah that guy was a complete buffer seat bitch.