Bug in a Rug
When you are getting sucked off by a bald woman, you jiz on her head and put her wig back on.
That bald woman was sucking me off so I gave her a bug in a rug.
bugs in the rug
pubic lice
Gewndolyn had that itching 'down there.' She instantly knew it to be a bad case of bugs in the rug.
snug as a bug in a rug
When someone gets in a very confortable and safe position or place.
usually used to define in a funny way when the kid feels great laying in a bed to sleep.
usually used to define in a funny way when the kid feels great laying in a bed to sleep.
little Annie is in bed, she's snug as a bug in a rug.
bug in the rug
itchy vagina from phthirius pubis
Sharon: I need some tea tree oil, this itching is murder!
Blakely: What?
Sharon: I've got bug in the rug. You know, crabs!
Blakely: What?
Sharon: I've got bug in the rug. You know, crabs!
rich bug on a rug
Someone who has a lot of money
Ed: "lets go to this restaurant" Pete: " i cant, im broke" Ed: "please...your'e a rich bug on a rug"