Accountant

Person who works as a porn star is in the industry and does not want to reveal they do.

Hey whats your job?

Oh im just an accountant at this company called onlyfans

Accountant

Someone whos obviously making more than you

Accountants can start at $60,000 with no experience

accounting

Profession in which calculator-wielding lackeys figure out ways to hide all the money the boss has spent buying pussy;
Job duties also include figuring out how to write and cash checks, prepare fraudulent financial statements, and shredding documents.

"Jack, can you call up Benny down in accounting to see if they finished cooking the books? I forgot to attach those "catering" receipts form vinny's liqours and suki's massage parlor.

Accountant

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in way you don't understand.
See also: wizard, magician

Hello, Mr. Fabeets, this is your Accountant. I just finished your taxes and it looks like you owe the IRS about $40,000, but, if you pay me just $2,500, I can calculate some depreciation deductions that will make your entire tax go away.

accounting

1. The department that insists on gang-auditing the entire coporation. Accounting departments solve problems you didn't know you have in ways you don't understand. In God they trust, all others must bring data.

2. The process of hiding income by processing it through a large-turnover entity, who takes a premium from it, and then receiving the income from that entity to avoid suspicion from auditors and IRS.

Accounting will prove anything, even the truth.

no-account

worthless, not having any merit

Get back to your dump, and take your no-account mutt with you.

Accountant

When someone works as a stripper/adult industry but is either being censored. Or simply doesn’t wish to say it.

Mother-in-law: “What work do you do?”
Leah: “I’m an accountant”

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