Bulbamex

Bulbamex is a pokemon that it light brown and has leaves covering its usually-small penis. Bulbamex is often found selling beans, listening to shitty music, carrying weapons, building houses, and spending time in dumpsters. Bulbamex is extremely skilled in running, jumping fences, swimming, and hiding. With a Taco Stone, Bulbamex evolves into Mexisaurus where it has fully developed its construction and fence hopping skills, and often tries to intimidate other people.