bulgacious
Bulging, puffy, protruding. Big and out there, in an mildly offensive manner.
Wow man, I had a bulgacious boner in the middle of class today. I had to hide it with my backpack when I stood up.
This couch cushion is really bulgacious. It hurts my neck when I put my head on it.
This couch cushion is really bulgacious. It hurts my neck when I put my head on it.