bulgarian swamp monster
First diahrea is a necessity. Then starting a rolling brown out on a male or female, then you partner slowly stands up as the feces come out of the rectum. Thus causing the other person to be covered in a web of feces looking like a swamp monster.
Guy1: "Dude last night she totally blew me at the party last night"
Guy2: "... well my girl got so wasted she couldnt control her bowels and made me look like a bulgarian swamp monster"
Guy2: "... well my girl got so wasted she couldnt control her bowels and made me look like a bulgarian swamp monster"