Bullcuse
Giving bullshit excuses, which you know are bullshit, but it gives you the excuse to do something you know is dangerous, illogical and is basically an addiction.
e.g. "I'm not addicted to smoking, I just smoke because I like the taste, it makes my conversation better, I like it".
"Are you for real? That is total Bullcuse"
or... "I don't like healthy food, it gives me diarrhoea and a level of bloating and trapped wind I don't think I have experienced before. After eating healthy food I have to force myself to have some oven baked pizza for dinner as I really couldn't stomach anything."
"Are you for real? That is total Bullcuse"
"Are you for real? That is total Bullcuse"
or... "I don't like healthy food, it gives me diarrhoea and a level of bloating and trapped wind I don't think I have experienced before. After eating healthy food I have to force myself to have some oven baked pizza for dinner as I really couldn't stomach anything."
"Are you for real? That is total Bullcuse"