Bullet bra
A bra from the 1950's that, when worn properly, transforms a woman's breasts from lovely, gently curved mounds to torpedo-shaped weapons of mass destruction.
"Why's your hand bandaged, daddy-o?"
"I tried to cop a feel on my lady friend, but I cut my hand on the corner of her bullet bra! "
"I tried to cop a feel on my lady friend, but I cut my hand on the corner of her bullet bra! "