Bullship
A substitute for "bullshit". Generally used when a teacher asks you what you said, after saying bullshit.
Kid: "Man, that's total bullshit."
Teacher: "What did you say?!"
Kid: "Oh, sorry ma'am. I said "bullship." Y'know, a ship that carries bulls overseas?"
Teacher: "What did you say?!"
Kid: "Oh, sorry ma'am. I said "bullship." Y'know, a ship that carries bulls overseas?"
bullshipping
The ability of stores to compensate for an item's market value by projecting an initially low retail price, and then backhanding you with a shipping charge that may only be described as obscene.
"The desktop was only cheap until I found out that the ground rate was $85. What bullshipping."
bullshipping
A term made out of shipping and bullshitting you use for imagining couples of people or fictional characters while being silly about it.
A part of it is comming up with the worst ship names and imagening silly offspring.
A part of it is comming up with the worst ship names and imagening silly offspring.
> "Oh! Oh! Oh! I just came up with another great bullship!
Imagine, what'd happen, if a Tabaxi Bard seduced a tarasque"
> "And the bullshipping begins. *sigh*"
> "Behold the almighty Tarabaxi"
> "But ... but ... will it be like a huge cat or just smol spiky dragon?"
Imagine, what'd happen, if a Tabaxi Bard seduced a tarasque"
> "And the bullshipping begins. *sigh*"
> "Behold the almighty Tarabaxi"
> "But ... but ... will it be like a huge cat or just smol spiky dragon?"