bulmers
Clonmel, Tipperary , Ireland - Irelands finest cider, usually enjoyed by either cool 20 somethings or by teenagers knacker drinking in a field. Said teenagers however would usually go for something cheap like scrumpy jack as bulmers is more of an up market cider.
1. pint of bulmers please mate.
2. we were knacker drinking bulmers last night behind a hedge
2. we were knacker drinking bulmers last night behind a hedge
Bulmer
An absolute waste of space and life, doesn't get shit done. Descends from the vermin family and are almost predominantly hairy gays. The absolute worst imaginable type of person. Spends all it's time writing his CV.
"oh you know that twat bulmer?"
"I know him the big fag why?"
"What is the vermin child doing today?"
"Probably writing his CV still."
"I know him the big fag why?"
"What is the vermin child doing today?"
"Probably writing his CV still."
Bulmer
stoner, acid head, with no future!
bulmer went to the dole agency today
or
You bulmer (meaning you waste of a person)
or
You bulmer (meaning you waste of a person)
Bulmers Arse
A word used to describe how you and your arse is feeling the morning after drinking a load of Bulmers.
It can present its self in the form of diarrhea, constipation, flatulence, stomach aches or even be used to describe how your feeling the next morning in your head.
It can present its self in the form of diarrhea, constipation, flatulence, stomach aches or even be used to describe how your feeling the next morning in your head.
I shouldn't have drank all those Bulmers last night, I've a bad dose of Bulmers Arse now...
Bulmers Brucey Bonus
A Bulmers Brucey Bonus is that extra inch and a half you find in the bottom of your Bulmers bottle when filling your pint glass. (Please note this is only found when you drink your 568ml bottle of Bulmers with Ice in a pint glass)
It is like when you find a pair of old jeans and put your hand in the pocket and find a tenner... or you go to the bar and realise they charged you for singles and you bought doubles. You just cant beat that feeling...
The more you drink the better it feels, because you almost forgot it was even there. It also drives your friends insane with jelousy, because they finished their stale and un refreshing pint 5 minutes ago!!
It is like when you find a pair of old jeans and put your hand in the pocket and find a tenner... or you go to the bar and realise they charged you for singles and you bought doubles. You just cant beat that feeling...
The more you drink the better it feels, because you almost forgot it was even there. It also drives your friends insane with jelousy, because they finished their stale and un refreshing pint 5 minutes ago!!
You have gone to the pub and are drinking Bulmers... You're down to less than half a pint when you decide to empty the dregs from the bottle into your glass... but wait... its not dregs... you're back to three quarters of a pint... That is a Bulmers Brucey Bonus!!