Bum Beard
The filthy mess where scat gathers in under your asshole ready to be eaten
Will: Hey Ewan where is Ollie? He needs to play squads
Ewan: He's probably eating Kendall's bum beard again
Taine: That's straight bars! Chocolate ones
Ewan: He's probably eating Kendall's bum beard again
Taine: That's straight bars! Chocolate ones
Bum Beard
The hair growing on the cheeks of your ass, around your ring.
My bum beards so long I could dreadlock it
I shaved my balls, gooch and bum beard last night
I shaved my balls, gooch and bum beard last night
Bum Beard
When a person’s asshole hair is so long that it appears like a beard between their legs.
I swear that Eric has a bum beard, I saw it when we were changing in the locker room.
Bum Beard Bandit
A fag, a homo, a gay man, a poof, etc.
Self explanatory, innit?
Self explanatory, innit?
Piss off you bum beard bandit! Fuckin' 'ell, do I look like I like it up the chuff?!