Bum Crack

To un-intentionally show you bum. Usually only the top part is revealed when bending down. Or if you’re a builder of some description you will already be wearing loosely fitting pants that assist in revealing your bum crack.

I was walking along the street when I saw two moons looking at me. The fattest builder was showing every one his bum crack. To which I shouted out say no to crack!

Bum crack

A poo hole especially designed for farts and shitting also it is a lovely shape and adds allot to the human body it a great feature you are lucky if yours is brown and hairy

Your bum crack is looking delicious today.

bum crack gravy

The inevitable consequence of a sweaty and badly wiped arse. Particularly common in Magaluf

Jay sus when i ran out of arse wipe this morning i never thought I'd be on this beach wiping bum crack gravy with the missus' t shirt

My juicy bum crack

My black juicy ass

My juicy bum crack has no friends.

micklepock [bum crack] [ass cleavage]

the top of your ass crack that usually reveals itself when you bend over.
i.e. builders bum

"dude, check out the chicks micklepock bum crack ass cleavage... i'd love to give it a lick."

"god damn i've got an itchy micklepock bum crack ass cleavage."

"woah!!! mate, pull up your trousers. your micklepock bum crack ass cleavage is giving me the stink eye"

wind up your bum crack

When you're outside having sex and you're ass is facing the wind and the wind blows up your arse a bit. Like if you part your arse a bit it'll get wind up it.

Y'know when you're at the park and you get wind up your bum crack just at the wrong time and your whole body shrivels up into a little raisin and you pull this face...

see ya when your bum cracks

An expression of farewell. Usually said at the end of work

Paul: "It's time to go home"
Mark: " Yep i'm done. See ya when your bum cracks!!"

俚语	bumcrack
释义	Bum Crack To un-intentionally show you bum. Usually only the top part is revealed when bending down. Or if you’re a builder of some description you will already be wearing loosely fitting pants that assist in revealing your bum crack. I was walking along the street when I saw two moons looking at me. The fattest builder was showing every one his bum crack. To which I shouted out say no to crack! Bum crack A poo hole especially designed for farts and shitting also it is a lovely shape and adds allot to the human body it a great feature you are lucky if yours is brown and hairy Your bum crack is looking delicious today. bum crack gravy The inevitable consequence of a sweaty and badly wiped arse. Particularly common in Magaluf Jay sus when i ran out of arse wipe this morning i never thought I'd be on this beach wiping bum crack gravy with the missus' t shirt My juicy bum crack My black juicy ass My juicy bum crack has no friends. micklepock [bum crack] [ass cleavage] the top of your ass crack that usually reveals itself when you bend over. i.e. builders bum "dude, check out the chicks micklepock bum crack ass cleavage... i'd love to give it a lick." "god damn i've got an itchy micklepock bum crack ass cleavage." "woah!!! mate, pull up your trousers. your micklepock bum crack ass cleavage is giving me the stink eye" wind up your bum crack When you're outside having sex and you're ass is facing the wind and the wind blows up your arse a bit. Like if you part your arse a bit it'll get wind up it. Y'know when you're at the park and you get wind up your bum crack just at the wrong time and your whole body shrivels up into a little raisin and you pull this face... see ya when your bum cracks An expression of farewell. Usually said at the end of work Paul: "It's time to go home" Mark: " Yep i'm done. See ya when your bum cracks!!"
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