bum fodder
A slang term for toilet roll.
"There's no bum fodder!"
"Well, you'll just have to improvise."
"Well, you'll just have to improvise."
bum fodder
The lint from your underpants that gets caught between your butt crack and cemented together by sweat and natural body grease concentrated around that area.
Someone would say: Every time I have a shower and watch my butt crack I get bum fodder on the washer.