bumphing

instead of masturbating, one furiously rubs his dick on a mattress. usually he starts slow and quickens the pace after about 10 mins. Bumphing usually leads to long hard orgasms. The aftermath is usually a wet bed and a underside dickburn. Usually it leaves the person concentrated and satisfied.

Extra periphery crap, surplus to requirements.

Stuff that, while peripheral, is essential to the texture of well-created sets for movies.

Critical element to superior set decoration world-wide, though perhaps more commonly associated, in general, with New York or British-made films, among others.

Creates an ambience opposite to "oh, so Hollywood."

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-Adj
1. Used to described objects or materials that are thought of as cluttering or invasive to one's personal space.

= bumf

to put a small amount of ketamine up ones nose

To poke someone in the belly while simultaneously saying the word "bumph" when they don't expect it. You can also add the phrase "Did that hurt?" after the bumph has been issued. It is not necessary but adds a significant effect to the bumph. Sometimes the bumpher will bumph you back and at that point, the only proper way is to bumph back leading to a bumph war. During a bumph war, the bumpher may add in some more phrases such as, "You ate the dirty grapes!!" or "Her hair, its so short!" while the person getting bumphed responds with, "Pheeeeasant foooooot" or "Ouch! DAT HURT!!"