Bumpy Ride
Term used to discribe receiving a lap dance from a flatulating stripper.
Justin: Did you just finish eating Taco Bell?
Stripper: Yes Sugar, now sit back and relax. It's going to be a bumpy ride.
Justin: If I tip you with pocket change will you go away
Stripper: Yes Sugar, now sit back and relax. It's going to be a bumpy ride.
Justin: If I tip you with pocket change will you go away
The bumpy ride home.
When you take the bike seat off, spread your cheeks, and slowly sitting down on the seat post... Then take the bumpiest ride home, enjoy ;)
* Traditionally done with a Lance Armstrong poster in view.
* Traditionally done with a Lance Armstrong poster in view.
Guy one: "I took "The bumpy ride home." and my ass hole is sore!"
Guy two: "sweet, can I see it?"
Guy three: "Got an extra bike?"
Guy two: "sweet, can I see it?"
Guy three: "Got an extra bike?"