bumsket

"Hey Josh, i thought i’d let you know that i’ve came in close contact with your uncle steve on the bus. he was aggressively wiffing the seats and barking at people to evacuate their seats. He’s being a total bumsket freak, you need to sort him out"

"Hi Josh… again. i’ve seen your uncle in the kids playground sniffing the slides… oh his nose seems to have some brown substances on it and sniffs all the seats and forces everyone to get of it. I’ve took it to my own hands to diagnose him personally with bsd (bumsketism disorder)"

'have you ever caught that weird uncle glazing into your bum area?' this means one thing and one thing only… he’s a bumsket