Buncombe Fudgesicle
When you're butt blasting a broad and the lube mixes with a turd causing a fudgesicle like film on your dong. After pulling out you proceed to stick your now poop covered weiner in her mouth therefore giving her a buncombe fudgesicle.
Peter: So I was butt fucking this chick and when I pulled out my dick was covered in poop so I put it right in her pie hole.
Dom: Ah a good Ole fashioned Buncombe Fudgesicle
Dom: Ah a good Ole fashioned Buncombe Fudgesicle