Bungball
A clay product disguised as feces for all ages created in 1995 that functions multiple purposes. Can be played with in the pool, layed on during a camping trip, talked to when in need of therapeudic conversation, run over by trains, flown through the air(BUNGGGGS AWAAAAAY!!), used to open stubborn cans of chili with no opener present, ostrich bait, mayoing burgers, silencing Mantis's, and has even been known to battle the Empire from time to time.
Its Tuesday March, 2 2010.............Go get me a Bungball!