bungswipe
the art of stealthily taking an object (usually food, or somthing that will be held), wiping your ass with it, then putting it back. works great with vegetables, fruits, pencils, microphones.
origin: Cleveland Ohio
origin: Cleveland Ohio
Ron and his buddy thought they were going to close some ass, but Janet caught them bungswiping one of her apples.
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Jermaine was acting like a moon cricket, so i bungswiped his microphone from his work area.
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Jermaine was acting like a moon cricket, so i bungswiped his microphone from his work area.