a chad

When referring to somebody as a chad, they are likely a white-male with an abnormally large ego, commonly in their teens or early twenties. No such thing as an ethnic chad or a female chad. Chad’s tend to refer to their peers as Bro’s or dudes. Chad’s are usually into fitness in order to get laid by their Bro’s. You don’t want to be a Chad.. The chad will notice you long before you notice them.

(Not really)

Starting the discussion about lunch plans with your coworkers, working to influence the destination and then dropping out at the last minute because you never intended to go.

The region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.

Girl: 'I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.'
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'

When you measure your dick, don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.

A Chad, in modern internet slang, is generally a sexually active "alpha male". The term has become a slang term across the internet and among adolescents in general to refer to particularly attractive or confident males.

Someone who performs regular sexual interactions.

The sticky build up found between the scrotum and arse.

Build up increases when the person doesn't shower or has had a hot sweaty day.

Person 1: Yo Yotty, take a whiff of this.
Person 2: Damn! What the hell is that on your fingers.
Person 1: I haven't showered in days and that's some of the wicked chad I'm brewing from underneath my fat ball sack.