burgadert
really loud wet fart, this is the actual way to spell the sound a fart makes (berg-ah-dert)
(texting) I thought I mastered the art of the quiet fart, but in church this morning, BURGADERT!!!! LMAO! then.... another.. burgaderga-DERGAdert... that one was long. Blamed it on my mom. It was the best feeling in the world