Burger Dick
A painful, but usually temporary condition, whereby the male penis is literally raw and tender to the touch from extended periods of sexual intercourse. Burger Dick usually occurs after weekend long sex romps, hours of rough sex or extremely tight and tiny love holes. Redness, rawness and swelling are common conditions of Burger Dick.
Roger took his new girlfriend Carrie on a weekend get away. The ultimately never left the hotel room and had rough, uninhibited sex all weekend long. Roger went to work on Monday with a grimace on his face due to his severe case of Burger Dick. He was sore for several days.
Burger dick
noun - The inability to become sexually aroused due to the consumption of a hamburger.
Hot naked 20-something year old girl: "Hey, I'm naked on your porch! Come fuck me!"
Old man: "Oh, I can't...I just ate a burger. I have burger dick..."
Old man: "Oh, I can't...I just ate a burger. I have burger dick..."
Dick Burger
A stupid, lazy, asshole that complains about stupid shit. Gives false information. And constantly pronounces words wrong.
For fuck sake, Ken. Will you please stop being a Dick Burger.
dick burger
Another way of calling someone a dumbass.
John was being a real dick burger today.
Dick burger
A burger you buy at Spencer’s
“Hey nice dick burger, dickhead. Where’d you get it from?“
“I got it from Spencer’s retard fuck.”
“I got it from Spencer’s retard fuck.”
Patented Dick Burger
The art of making your dick look like a hamburger by using your floppy aardvark as the meat and his twin hickory nuts as the bun. It's patented. Make your own.
"Dude my wife was being such a negative Nancy the other night so I hit her with that patented dick burger and she's all good now!"