burger smash
A team of twinks who take turns squishing burgers to the smallest size they possibly can and then shove as many as possible into another burger smasher’s asshole.
Let’s do some burger smashing, you’re a better burger smasher so you squish first!
Smashed Burgers
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When you go to your friend’s apartment to grill some burgers and end up smashing some cheeks instead.
When you go to your friend’s apartment to grill some burgers and end up smashing some cheeks instead.
“What ingredients did you use on your burgers?”
“Buttered buns… Smashed Burgers… mayo”
"I hope you two had fun"
“Buttered buns… Smashed Burgers… mayo”
"I hope you two had fun"
Burger King Smash
when someone shoves a Burger King burger up your asshole and fucks you.
If he agrees to Burger King smash you then he’s a real one.
Smash Burger Denial
An extremely dangerous mental condition by which someone has a complete denial of the smashing if ground beef into a thin patty which creates the most delicious burgers. These individuals tend to spend needless time and effort making round patties that just fall apart in the end and take forever to cook.
My burger is uncooked and broken in two, must have been cooked by someone with extreme smash burger denial.
Smash Burger
When you’re fucking a girl or guy in the ass, and you rapidly pullout right before you nut. When you pull out, you cause anal prolapse. You then nut all over the prolapse while simultaneously trying to push it back in.
I gave Whitney a smash burger last night. She hasn’t been able to walk all day.